when a man is penetrating that sweet poon poon, he fists the women right in the mothaf*cking *ss and finds where his d*ck is in the v*g*n* and starts to rub his d*ck from the *n*l c*n*l until he c*ms in a furious rage.
jerry got sh*t all over his hand after doing a chinese riverboat in a well mannered prost*tute.
- skeet race
when a bunch of guys have a compet*tion to see who can c*m first when wacking it. wacking it c*m skeet guy 1: i challenge you to a skeet race! guy 2: you’re on!
- ugg sisters
those white girls who all dress the same and look alike. you can never tell them apart from the back omg lacey and lucy are such ugg sisters, like, which one is which?
- french custard
when you cream pie a girl, let her sit on your face immediately following. after eat her vag out. jru really likes kaits french custard.
- z or r twice
if you type this in on google, the search engine will barrel roll across the screen. this also happens if you type “do a barrel roll”. hey dude have you tried the google easter egg “z or r twice”? if you haven’t, you have to!