Chinese Surprise
occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman’s v-g-n-. the wick is then lit and a m-ffled pop is heard. the -n-s is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
i chinese surprised my girlfriend in her sleep… still at the er.
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