chinese wedding
a s-x act in which a much older white man engages in s-x with an underaged asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.
jerry had a chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.
a term that is negatively used to refer to an event that never starts on time, or to someone who has the bad habit of always being late.
our monthly meeting with the ceo is like a chinese wedding—it’s not uncommon for him to show up after lunch, when the scheduled meeting is at 10am.
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