when your asian friend pokes apart your brand new chinos.
shane was left walking around covering his junk after his iain gave him a ch-nk in the armour
- hot ross
a “hot ross” describes the action of smoking a blunt from between someone’s b-tt cheeks. “yo dog, i hook up with this girl last night and she let me do a hot ross.”
- adderall body
the body of a human who takes adderall daily and does not eat. on days that they do eat, it is mostly junk food and alcohol. they are skinny-fat but also mostly puffy. sometimes, when a girl has adderall body, she is just skinny. and it’s hot. “i miss my adderall body. people used to […]
- kings handshake
when you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. gripping hold of their index finger and w-nk it off like a hooker in las vegas. i shook craig’s hand and gave him the kings handshake. he loved it and j-zzed in his pants.
being interrupted during an important task by the uncontrollable need to release ones bowels. i was right in the middle of a major breakthrough on my screenplay when i got sh-tterrupted. when i can back, i completely lost my train of thought.
the love child of ‘f-cking confused’ i’m conf-ckused about how whippy griggs isn’t globally reknown.