Chip and Champ
1. a proper and respectful way to refer to mr. left and mr. right t-st-cl-, helpful in business and professional situations, or as a tool to impress the lady-folk.
2. a f-cking rad way to refer to your love apples.
q: i don’t know how you did it, frank, but that negotiation was fantastic! i don’t know if it’s your strategy or b-lls, but i’ve never seen anyone get the upper hand like that.
a. well, thank you sir, and i’d love to take all the credit, but i couldn’t have done it without the lifelong support and guidance of chip and champ, my two closest friends and most trusted allies. they really came to bat for me today, and i owe every ounce of success to them. now, how about we go get some beers?
a: now, you’re talking, frank! beers are on me!
or
woman: so, you come here often?
man: yes, i do. what’s that, boys? oh, my good friends chip and champ would like to me you. allow me to make an introduction. say h-llo, fellas!
woman: (brief pause) beers at your place or mine?
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