chip shovels
a big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.
john-“i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs”
mike-“ya that’s why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs”
the hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.
“rosie belted len to the floor with her chip shovels.”
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