chipoltease


someone who tells you they are going to chipotle but then doesn’t even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.
“kendra can be such a chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a carnitas bol for lunch but didn’t even ask if i wanted one myself!!”

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