Chlamydia
“chlamydia is a common s-xually transmitted disease (std) caused by the bacterium, chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman’s reproductive organs. even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur “silently” before a woman ever recognizes a problem. chlamydia also can cause discharge from the p-n-s of an infected man.” and it’s also d-mn fun to say.
one of my friends didn’t have her guy tested before they f-cked and now she’s got chlamydia. it sucks so bad…
a s-xually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proct-tis in humans.
dont have s-x.
because you will get chlamydia.
and die.
dont have s-x in the missoinary possition.
dont have s-x standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers…
a s-xually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. not all people will show symtoms. it is easily “cured” with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.
chlamydia: the gift that keeps on giving!
an std,v.d.,a disese transmitted through s-xual contact w/an infected partner.symptoms include:yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the l-b– majora.
mike mahana = chlamydia
usually sp-wned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named kiana thomas. symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate h-rny douche bags. you may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a furby low on battery power. the only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.
oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name kiana thomas
a deadly s-xual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having s-x.
“did you hear the news? joan and cody got chlamydia after joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!”
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