chlomorrhea
having both chlamydia and gonorrhea
probably getting it from a prost-tute
who probably has a blind monkey
“dude, i hate going down this street”
“why?”
“you can smell the chlomorrhea wafting off those wh-r-s”
“yeah…but those blind monkeys get me every time”
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