Chobani


when you p–p and it feels so good you pop a b-n-r .
“just got home from chipotle…sh-t so hard i popped a chobani.”
c-nt water
she got aroused and let her chobani flow all over my face
a fat dump
just got the new chili cheese griller from tbell, feeling a real chobani coming on.

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