chocoholic


person who loves/is addicted to chocolate
i ate an entire box of chocolates and my sister
says i must be a chocaholic!
a man or woman who is attracted exclusively to black people. (white people = vanilloholic, but people don’t say that)
kelly is such a chocoholic. that b-tch be droolin’ over kobe and m.j.
a person who is addicted to chocohol.
better hide all the chocohol before my mother-in-law gets here; she is a big-league chocoholic.
people who like chocolate, but don’t understand the rules of word endings.

derived (incorrectly) from “alcohol” and “alcoholic”.
“now i’ve met many chocoholics, but i ain’t never seen no ‘chocohol'” – demetri martin
one who eats way too much chocolate and usually regrets it later.
“dude, lay off the chocolate you choco-holic”
“d-mn, my choco-holism’s got my calorie intake up through the roof”
a white woman who will only date or f-ck black guys.
did you see rachels new boyfriend jamal, she’s such a chocoholic.
1. a cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. can be found at the baker house. also hates programming.
last, night i found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must’ve been the chocoholic

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