chocolate and cream dick donut
an -sshole that has sperm :
– covering it
– oozing from it
– dripping from it
– fingered from it
– licked from it
“i think she’s ‘the one’ momma!!”
-that’s wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age – however did you know?
“when she begged me to munch her ‘chocolate and cream d-ck donut’ while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. i only wish her chocolate and cream d-ck donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is momma”
– awww.. you must be so very hungry dear , here’s something for you to eat!
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