Chocolate Armor
1. the sh-t that is on a women’s chest. usually caused by a chocolate coat of arms.
2. the fecal matter which has been spread upon a womens big busty br–sts as a result of a chocolate coat of arms.
well becky, that is a nice looking chocolate armor you’ve got there. jonathon did a nice job with that chocolate coat of arms!
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