when someone *rg*sms so hard from oral manipulation they sh*t on their partner’s face.
“i ate her *ss out so good, had that b*tch giving me chocolate cheeks!”
when it slip in the wrong hole kevin : ooopsie lisa: keep going. i like it.
- madeline sandusky
a furocious women that will bite your head off but fix you cookies at the same time. she likes to read men’s health and rarely shaves her legs i got a madeline sandusky last night and i don’t know how i feel about it.
- parker poles
the thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users. “hey wayne, watch out for the parker poles on your bike, you don’t want to go a over t.” the thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian […]
- what the hap is f*ckening
that point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore. so much has been going on at school lately that all i can say is what the hap is f*ckening?!