chocolate eclair

when your chick is giving you a bj and you c-m in her mouth then quickly turn around and sh-t in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair
adam: yo dean dude, what did you do last night
dean: nothing really, i just gave heather a chocolate eclair
adam:wow your a sick f-ck
when a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his b-tt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his p-n-s on top of the white man’s p-n-s, and they both -j-c-l-t- at the same time. the white man’s p-n-s is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their s-m-n is the cream inside.
robert and giovanni made a chocolate eclair
having a sh-t in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom
i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on
having a particularly dirty -n-l s-x setion and then -j-c-l-t-ng into the -n-s. the p-n-s or -j-c-l-t-ng d-ld- should have fecal matter on the surface and the -j-c-l-t- should be contained in the -n-s with only a dollop on the out side.
i thaught she had an enima but when i ended up with a the chocolate eclair i knew differently.
right before you finish as a girl gives you a bl-wj-b, she bends over and takes a sh-t on the top of your d-ck making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the “cream filling”
oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my d-ck last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.
chocolate eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a sh-t on her face and then mix the c-m in with the sh-t and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
she just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.
after f-cking -ss, pull out with sh-t on d-ck. bust nut on on lips. press lips together and smear sh-t on outline of lips like puerto rican lip liner.
holy sh-t!!! no, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the chocolate éclair.