chocolate mushroom stamp
after f-cking your chick (or dude) in the -ss, you pull out your d-ck and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a sh-tty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
my chick loves chocolate so i f-cked her in the -ss pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. i never had -n-l s-x with her again 🙁
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