Chocolate Mustache


eating a girls -ss hole out after she takes a cr-p and having the p–p smeared on your face !
matt; i just ate this chicks -ss out!
matts friend; wow dude was it after she dumped!
matt; h-ll yeah i had a nice chocolate mustache.

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