Chocolate Ostrich


when you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different s-x positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.

probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like john or tara. the chocolate ostrich is a rare known s-xual position.
the chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, p-n-s up her -ss.

this position is widely common and usually practiced among the h-m-s-xual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named donald and is spreading like wild fire to all s-x lives!
(guy) “welcome to the party!”
(friend) “thanks. what the h-ll is going on here??”
(guy) “oh that!? chocolate ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?”
(friend) “do you think priscilla can do that?!”
(guy) “hmmm… it’s worth a shot. you better get some big pillows and wrap that sh-t!”

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