chocolate pretzel
when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls -ss.
i was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.
a pretzel, covered in sh-t. if you haven’t seen mall rats, then you wouldn’t know.
would you like a chocolate pretzel? (hands douchebag tv host a sh-t covered pretzel)
to violently shove a salty d-ck up ones -ss.
i wanna kill that guy” “no then youll go to jail though” “i dont care” “no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?” “no
a s-xual position that is a result of -n-l s-x. after having his way with his partner -n-lly, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. the penetratee then sh-ts on themselves. this is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la cleveland steamer.
“dude, i gave ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!”
this is when one person works their hand into their partners -n-l cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in sh-t), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. no matter the answer, person one pulls out their sh-t covered hand and slaps the partner’s face
are you kidding me man? we’ve been dating for 2 weeks, of course i’ve given her the ol’ chocolate pretzel!
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