Chocolate Salute
when one defecates on ones hand, paying particular attention to apply a healthy coat to the finger tips.
then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary – ensuring a self-given sh-t marked eyebrow.
on the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.
f-ckin h-ll! did you see that? barry just gave colin a cracking chocolate salute. he’ll be wearing that eyebrow for days.
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