Chocolate Skittles


a alternative to original skittles. they are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little t-rds if your vision is horrible.
“i just had some of those new chocolate skittles.”
“no way man how were they?”
“it was almost like i was being mouth raped by candy.”

“eww that bird just shat on my car.”
“dude those are chocolate skittles.”
“oh true.”
“maybe i should be driving.”

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