Chocolate Sock


removing you sock and using it to wipe your sh-tty -ss in leiu of toilet paper.
patrick swayze – “i was out at the double deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. i rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. i took off my shoe and did the only thing i could think of, chocolate sock.”

random dude – “ya i was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on.”

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