Chocolate Vampire


when your not just friends with a girl but your not dating.
are jim and jane dating? no they’re just chocolate vampires
the act of eating a girl out while she sh-ts at the same time.
guy 1: hey so how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
guy 2: pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did -n-l.

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