chocolate wookiee
whilst straddling your parter’s chest, proceed to dump upon it. take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating ‘the wookiee effect’. fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, ‘yuk it up, fuzzball’. they should respond with, ‘easy, chewie’ or ‘wookiee howl’. if the response differs, they don’t understand you. you should explore other options.
as matt sat down to a sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, “man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee.”
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