Chocolax
lying to yourself that chocolate could make you relax, when actually all you need is like a sleeping pill. it is an invented word that should never be used because it doesn’t really mean anything.
“i’m going insane! i can’t function anymore!”
“you need to chocolax, but since chocolate is stupid, here – have a zopiclone.”
the act of relaxing through the consumption of chocolate.
“i’ve been working all day and now you expect me to cook you dinner?!”
“d-mn ma, you need to chocolax”
after a hard day at work i really like to chocolax.
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