chocosexual

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems s-xually aroused by chocolate
1. sure, i like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it’s more like an obsession. the moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. it’s like he is a chocos-xual.

2. she was getting off on her cupcake, like i wasn’t even there. she is a chocos-xual freak.
1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. she was getting off on her cupcake, like i wasn’t even there. she is a chocos-xual freak.

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