Chode Blower


adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby d-ck.
kelsi: my mouth hurts….
kyle: what are you, a chode blower or something?
kelsi: i did get pretty drunk tonight…..
a person who prefers short stubby d-ck and especially likes to blow on them too. also a total wh-r- or an idiot.
corey: man, my d-ck looks like the short side of a summer sausage.

kelsi: i’d still blow it…

corey: you chode blower! let’s go…..

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