Chode Monger


an omniscient, all powerfull deity. if you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.
dude, i swear that our science teacher is the chode monger!
some one who sells chode
christian is a chode monger
someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (same concept as a fishmonger.)
you filthy chodemonger!
a 5-10 year old kid who talks sh-t on the internet
yesterday this chodemonger wouldn’t shut the f-ck up until his mom walked in
a person who acts like a chode
stop being such a code monger, you dumb-ss
a girl who is too p-ssy to take a huge d-ck and only settles for chodes
jenny: is she gonna have s-x with jamal?
martha: nah, she’s too much of a chode monger
one who sells or deals in chodes
your such a f-cking chode monger

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