Chodeblanket
an advanced form of c-ck blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. this leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. in this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
male 1: omg! that girl is a buff ting
male 2: yes mate, but look at her m-ssive chodeblanket, you haven’t got a chance.
i’d be a chode in her blanket any day.
there are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! how can i get to that poon!?
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