Chodehawk
chodehawk, noun- unusually short stubby mohawk,most pr-nounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.
lilly:have you seen gerbers new haircut?
barney: looks over then bust out laughing
lilly: whats so funny?
barney: he has a chodehawk!
lilly:what?
barney:his hair, its not proportional to his head
lilly: o god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
barney: chodehawk!!
lilly: chodehawk!
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