chodemuncher
either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.
“lol, you suck”
“well at least i’m not a chode muncher!”
“:(”
1. someone who munches on short fat p-n-ses
2. someone who annoys you
1. i know i my p-n-s is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? she was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. i can’t date a chodemuncher.
2. he talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.
to lick and suck repetedly on a chode or tiny p-n-s
anyone named brett is a chode muncher
brett- i am the biggest chode muncher ever!!!!!
someone who munches on chodes
u dirty little chode muncher
a person who has a rapturous enjoyment for the taste of chodes.
chris is such a chode muncher. so is cruz.
a person who likes to nibble on the tip of a chode
shawn told me that brooke and danyelle were both chode munchers
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