choditude
main entry: cho•di•tude
pr-nunciation: \ˈch-ōde-ə-ˌtüd\
function: adjective
commonly used when describing someone’s chode like att-tude
comes from the root word chode (someone acting out in a c-cky, defiant, or arrogant manner in an attempt to be cool, funny, offensive, or annoying; someone with a know-it-all or irritating demeanor worse then that of an -ss; most of the time they don’t even know it)
“man that guy has the worst choditude!”
“can you believe her choditude, what a dill-hole!”
“after turning 18 my nephew has had the worst choditude”
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