when you can’t type because you choked
“that sh!t is so funny omg i choekd”
when you find travelling more attractive than having a boyfriend or girlfriend. i’m coming out as wanders-xual. people keep asking me why i’m still single but really i’m wanders-xual
something as big as a f-cking whale •”bro did you see that person over there?” “yeah man he’s whalegantic!!” • “whales man whales” “big gigantic whales”… “whalegantic”
a person offended by another person’s beliefs, actions, or ident-ty that do not affect that person in any way. donald trump is such a wettroll that he has barred transgender people from serving in the military for the mere fact that they are transgender, which does not affect him at all.
when you struggle with englishhhh stop hating man you know im ezl stilll
- female helper
b-tch who spend time with you and refuse to give you p-ssy i have a good result on the dog show , many thank to my female helper