choke factor
the rating given to the level of pressure on one’s lower digestive system directly relating to the immediacy of relieving oneself. the level, or factor, is given in a rating of 1-5 with five being the highest pressure. choke factor named in honor of captain james t. kirk of star trek as it relates to a warp factor.
jose: hey mang, that double jalapeno burrito supreme was right on.
carlos: si, but my gut is about to explode. pull the car over. i got a choke factor 5. i’m touchin cloth.
or
kirk: scotty, i need more power. the klingons are almost in range.
scotty: i’m givin er all she’s got. but my -ss is on fire. me and sulu got hold of some bad sushi and i’m bad off. i’m backed up
kirk: how bad is it?
scotty: it’s a choke factor 5 captain. i don’t think i can take any mooooorrr
kirk: get to sick bay
mccoy: d-mn it jim, i’m a doctor not a plumber.
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