what salty sith claim jedi do
d*mn jedi are choke spammers!
when you do a stinky fart and blame it shamelessly on a young child in the same room as you. oh my god, she totally just buswelled my little brother! poor kid is gonna have a reputation for ripping *ss for the rest of his life.
- lit rager
a cool party the was such a lit rager!
- burnt the cardboard
when you spend your time doing very fun and exciting things. we really burnt the cardboard this weekend.
usually a compulsive masturbator. one who enjoys playing with their own voluptuous t*tties while stroking his c*ck. i was so lonely last night i pulled a mulloy.