Choke
an act in which a team or a person collaspe when they are expected to win no matter what the other team does.
the new york yankees choked majorly against the boston red sox in the american league championship series in 2004.
n. a small hole in a pipe, bong, or other smoking device with a smoke holding chamber. located at the end of the chamber farthest from the smoker’s mouth. a thumb or finger is placed over the hole during the initial inhalation so that smoke can be sucked into the holding chamber. after the chamber is filled with smoke, the choke is released and the smoke sucked out of the chamber with fresh air rushing in through the carb to displace it.
sh-t man, you lied. you’ve never smoked before. you didn’t even know enough to hold the choke!
alot, numerous.
hey did you see the choke surfers that were out today at sunset?
in hawaii it means a lot of something
ho brah today at da beach there was choke haoles!
being up 3-0 in a best of 7 series and still losing. (see yankees)
wow, the most important game of the year and they totally choked!
when this hot girl at work asks you to have s-x in the think tank (conference room), then you fart and ruin the mood.
man jason really choked by farting in the think tank right after maura asked him to have s-x with her.
has little or nothing to do with antic-p-ted results. it’s not limited to sports or compet-tion. you can choke on an -ssignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. jordan missing a free throw. you can choke anywhere, anytime.
choking is when you had control, and failed to execute.
what happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. but your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future.
it’s bigger than that
michael jordan would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time.
only you know when you choke. its a distinct feeling. choking doesn’t give a cr-p about expectations.
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