Chokey pokey bum wank
self m-st-rb-t–n (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the -n-s and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of p-ssing out. only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the p-n-s for a more intense w-nk.
tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your b-tt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey b-m w-nk!
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