Chokheotomy
medical procedure:
used to alter the demeanor and behavior of the chronic f-cking -sshole
both hands are wrapped firmly around the -ssholes neck and then shaken vigorously.
shouting commands of “shut the f-ck up, you f-cking -sshole!!” is optional.
physician: “please hold still you f-cking -sshole while i give you a chokheotomy”
-sshole: “a what-ggggggghhhhhhrrrggggggllll……..
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