chokin the hogan
the act of tightly gripping your b-lls with one hand – vigorously pulling them downward – then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad wwe talk like you was challengin ric flair to a smackdown. for maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.
felicia: “omg, i am beyond embarr-ssment”
stacy: “why?”
felicia: “david was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a nike swoosh and a tw symbol in his nut hairs.”
stacy: “crazy -sshole”
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