Choking the lobster
a s-x term in which one “chokes the chicken”, but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
phil: i found out the fast way that “larry” was really a “louise”, the egg sack scared me at first…i was like wtf is that!
jerry: then you figured “if you wanna do something right, you’ve got to do it yourself” and unzipped your pants.
seth: choking the lobster eh? i see ya.
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