choking the teddy bear


the act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick p-n-s.
usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
girl 1: “what did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?”
girl 2: “i was choking the teddy bear”
girl 1: “gross!”

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