Chokka-Lingam

1. a gigantic black dravidian p-n-s, six times the size of the average aryan p-n-s. as “cho” or “chho” means `six’ in various prakrits (eg. guzarati, oriya & bengali) & “lingam” is the dravidian word for `p-n-s’, “cho-ka-lingam” means “having 6 p-n-ses” or “having a p-n-s 6 times normal size”. as humans don’t have 6 p-n-ses, it follows that the reference here is to size (ie. volume or weight), & not to number or length.

now, using the formula for the volume v of a cylinder, one obtains the equation:
v(chokka-lingam) = 6-v(arya-lingam), ie.
(pi-r_c^2)-l_c = 6-{pi-r_a^2-l_a},
where r_c, l_c & r_a, l_a denote the radius & length of the chokka-lingam & the arya-lingam respectively.

so a dravidian p-n-s that is 73% thicker than the width of an aryan organ, & twice its length would qualify as a
“chokka-lingam”. since the prakrit & sanskrit s-xologists found the aryan p-n-s to average 6 inches (8
angulis or fingerwidths), this corresponds to a length of 12 inches. this is one third larger than the shudra
p-n-s, said to average 9 in. (ananga-ranga 3.1) & such specimens are well-recorded.

2. a dravidian name, nick-name & surname, -ssigned to well-endowed men. in general, dravidian names are brutally honest about the bearer’s p-n-s. given the requirement of the aryan p-n-s to contract & avoid frost-bite in the cold northern winters, the m-ssive chokka-lingam – both name & member – is almost exclusively found south of marathwada.
1. q: what do you call a dravidian man with a p-n-s six times normal size ?
a: cho-ka-lingam!
2. q: what do aryan women call a dravidian man living in the north ?
a: chokka-lingam, six times the size they are used to!
q: what do dravidian women call an aryan man living in the south ?
a: ardha-lingam, half the size they are used to!
3. sheikh chilli & his beautiful bibi (wife) are enjoying mutton biryani in a restaurant. suddenly a m-ssively
built shudra goonda named kalloo approaches them.
kalloo: my name is chokka-lingam. what is yours ?
chilli: sheikh chilli is my name!
kalloo: you know what my name means ?
chilli (embar-ssed): no …
kalloo (pulls out malabar black snake): six times normal size!
sheikha (impressed): why don’t you invite your new dost (friend) over for dinner tonight ?
chilli: looks like you will be good friends with my bibi!
4. when the anglo-indian women heard the name “chokka-lingam”, they thought it meant “chocolate p-n-s”. when they came to know its real meaning, it was “good-bye, memsahib!” for the british boys.
5. chota mian: where you going on holiday ?
burra mian: to chokka-lingam in tamil nadu!
chota mian: don’t take your womenfolk there! you know chokka-lingam means the men have c-cks six times normal size!