chongo

a chongo is a male version of a chonga, one that typically moves from chonga to chonga quickly, applying the “rip and dip” technique, setting all feelings aside in search for the next h-rny chonga. they typically “rock” the ghetto uniform, a white tee, a large pair of jeans, and nike air force one’s, though they make the expection by wearing ridiculously oversized polos when out at the mall, in order to look good for other chongas.
“chris did janelle and yasellis in the same day, what a chongo”
the western canadian slang term to describe the equivalent to a chav.

they are defined by being “bros” who are decked out in ed hardy, board shorts, and wrap around sungl-sses, usually with a smirnoff ice or jagerbomb in hand.

they’re interest are getting some, giving some h-ll, and hockey.
guy fieri, don cherry, and ‘alpha’ males are all chongos.
a male version of a chonga; who usually rocks very tall tees, reeboks, d-ckie shorts, baggy pants, and leather caps.
chongos travel in packs or can be seen alone or on da blocks of your local miami area. they like to drive impalas and old police cruisers.
that n-gg- with the tight leather cap and faded tall tee is madd chongo!
a filipino word that means monkey.

it is an insulting word in the philippines to call someone “chongo” as it implies primitive minded like that of a monkey
you are so clumsy like a chongo
a western canadian slang term that is used interchangeably with guido.
the cast of jersey sh-r- are chongos. chongos can often be found in significant quanity in most nightclubs.
chongo is used as a nickname for masculine acting h-m-s-xuals. it can also refer to a male person who is poorly educated, with bad manners, and cheesy taste in clothes and hairdos. also, they love listening to chumbawamba.
the douchebag named “the situation” on the jersey sh-r- is a complete and utter chongo.
chongo is an insult made by nothern and central american latinos (mexicans, hondurans, etc) aimed at carribean island latinos, more specifically, puerto ricans. it comes from the mexican (i say mexican because it is unique to only certain dialects of spanish. my puerto rican wife never heard of the word before we had some mexican friends over the house and they mentioned it in a joke)word for “monkey”. they refer to puerto ricans as “island monkeys” hence chongo.
that chongo at all the tostones.