chonk a knob


verb: to chew on a d-ck

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing s-xual act h-ll
verb: guy 1: “dude, you suck at everything.”
guy 2: “shut the f-ck up man. just go chonk a kn-b.”

noun: guy 1: “how was stacy last night?”
guy 2: “man, she a chonkakn-b.”
guy 1: “ouch. for how long?”
guy 2: “i busted her dome before she could finish.”

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