Chooked
whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for knackered, exhausted f–ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. we use it all the time now. 😁
that iphone is beyond repair. it’s absolutely chooked.
heavy night last night. i’m chooked knackered , exhausted
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