chop chop


an expression meaning “do it now!” often used as a retort by a supervisor speaking to an underling.
“so, are those reports ready?”
“sir, i’m planning to start on them.”
“well, get on it, chop chop!”
any s-xual activity
d-mn baby, i could really go for some chop chop right about now.
a demeaning directive given from a master or superior, to a subordinate in order gain their attention and expedite an order or request, typically accentuated with two stacatto cymbal-like claps of hands at or around head level.
bring me my slippers – chop-chop!
a stupid f-ggot undead rogue from archimonde who has nothing better to do than camp lowbies and talk sh-t on the forums.
chopchop camped me for 5 hours last night.
to cut, chop off; injure (physically or mentally). usually told in situations where one person disobeyed a rule, or disrespected, and retaliation is needed to punish in order for it to not happen again.
person 1: hey that female is fiine.
person 2: kick back that’s jay’s lady.
person 1: i dont care who jay is. i’ll say what i want.
jay: chopchop!

person 1 gets -ss kicked by jay.
the most not-creative nickname for your girlfriend. originated from porkchop.
i love you sooooo much chopchop
very finely chopped up marijuana and tobacco. preferably chopped up with decently sized kitchen cutlery on a cutting board, or just any hard surface for that matter (whichever you prefer) and mixed together as if you were creating your own “chop-salad.” once the product is finished being chopped, take the concoction and precisely pack as much as physically possible into a bong, pipe, or bubbler (bong is your best bet), and enjoy.

also, it’s customary when smoking chop in the presence of “virgin choppers,” that n-body speaks of the effects of chop chop, but rather just let the victim rip the sh-t out of the bong and let him marinate in his own sudden intoxication.

–disclaimer: some may become uncontrollably addicted to chop-chop, however, we are not to be found responsible for any addictions that do occur after reading this excerpt–
man 1: so, whatcha wanna do for the next hour?
man 2: i dont know, wanna smoke some chop chop?
man 1: yeah, i guess
man 3: what’s chop chop?

man 1 and 2: -pause- ….. just smoke it yo!

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