Choptober


time of the month when the atlanta braves kick -ss in the playoffs.
me: “hey john its choptober.”
john: “who -sses are the braves kicking this week.”
like mo’vember, except it’s in october and you grow chops instead of a mo’

unlike movember, choptober isn’t for charity…yet

however, feel free to hold choptoberfest parties where you can eat lamb chops, chop wood for a fire, have karate chop compet-tions and get off your chops!
sam: geeze ronald, you really need a shave

ronald: don’t be silly sam, i’m growing my chops out for choptober

sam: that’s the greatest thing i have ever heard

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