Chord Slurper
1. the thing in an older model of vacuums that “slurps” the chord back into the vacuum.
2. someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in “slurping” the “chord.”)
ex.
robert – i hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
hannah – a what?
robert – you know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so i don’t have to do it my self.
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