chris hansen effect
the effect on ne’er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. chris hansen in dateline: to catch a predator). the effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say “i’m just being stupid, i guess”.
“i saw a man jerking off in his car as i was walking past, and i knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. i guess i must’ve put the ol’ chris hansen effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how sh-t his life is and how this was his first time.”
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