Chris Martin
to wet the bed. derived from the whining, middle cl-ss mummy’s boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter’s lyrics as part of coldplay. such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40’s whilst driving to do some hateful job in their ford focus.
little johnny is going through his chris martin phrase
frontman for the best band in the world, coldplay. sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. plays piano and acoustic guitar. (he is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist jonny buckland).
married to actress gwenyth paltrow.
chris martin is an advocate for the make trade fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.
chris martin is more real than u2’s bono, for he takes on one cause, while bono supports anything and everything – and comes out looking like a hypocrite.
singer of the amazing band coldplay
he is amazing
and he plays piano, guitar and vocals.
married to gwenyth paltrow
child named apple.
“i saw coldplay, chris martin is soo hott”
chris martin is a wallingford native, eagle scout,and is the best drummer that town has seen. despite being an amazing drummer he is the lead singer of the band at all costs. the positive hardcore band led by chris commonly sings about being edge,edge breakers, and political issues. he is commony seen around town at the american legion(stomping grounds),stop and shop, and the mcdonalds drive thru. you can also spot him at pretty much any local show supporting his local scene.
dude 1: hey i saw chris martin at the tft show
dude 2: thats cool
dude 1: hey thats him now
dude 2: hey chris at all costs i will endure
chris: hey dudes keep it clean
a form of dancing, modelled on how chris martin dances on stage when performing. it is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. very amusing to watch and can usually be p-ssed off as drunk dancing
courtney – “ahhhhh!!! chris martin dance”
cara – “ahhhh!!!!”
cara – “looks like like our chris martin dancing was fair sweet aight?”
courtney – “aight”
a form of dancing, modelled on how chris martin dances on stage when performing. it is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. very amusing to watch and can usually be p-ssed off as drunk dancing
courtney – “ahhhhh!!! chris martin dance”
cara – “ahhhh!!!!”
cara – “looks like like our chris martin dancing was fair sweet aight?”
courtney – “aight”
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